We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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