Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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