My boss' voice literally gives me gas
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Can you bring me the toilet please
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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