no you cant smoke seaweed
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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