what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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