when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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