12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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