Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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