They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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