No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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