Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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