kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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