you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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