My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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