i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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