Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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