I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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