grandma shit on top of the toilet
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm at about main and main street
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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