hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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