that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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