i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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