I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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