i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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