i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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