your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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