she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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