so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
is it fun? or sober?
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