so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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