It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
she was so not down for the gang bang
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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