even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
