It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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