she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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