You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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