i was born a porn star she said
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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