He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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