im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Randomize
