his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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