you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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