At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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