the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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