i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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