I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
tell me about the eggs
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