How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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