I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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