i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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