My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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