Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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