I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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