im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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