We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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