Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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