I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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