I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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